A conversation with Oracle...

(09:00:23 AM) Me: 
Dear Oracle,

When will we get a multi-threaded java compiler?

Thanks,
Brett


(09:01:40 AM) Mike: 
Dear Brett,

We are too big too care about what you want.
Don't even bother sending any other questions.

Thanks for your concern,
Oracle


(09:02:41 AM) Me: 
Dear Oracle,

F you.
I'm switching to Ruby on Rails.

Sincerely,
Brett


(09:04:01 AM) Mike: 
Dear Brett,

Good luck with Ruby. Once you actually enjoy it we will buy it out and ruin your life again.

You are SOL,
Oracle